Monday, January 29, 2007

Unsolicited M's predictions

Stats version: Soon I'll also do the standings version. Excited? I know you are.

Today I passed my physical, so I'm ready to go over to Samoa. I need to get my stuff packed by Friday so I can drop it off at the shipping place. Then it'll get there a month after I do.

OK, the predictions:

Pos Player HR RBI SB Avg

CF Ichiro 12 67 40 345
DH Vidro 13 77 4 305
3B Beltre 30 130 7 285
LF Ibanez 28 135 3 283
1B Sexson 40 125 0 260
RF Guillen 22 95 3 280
2B Lopez 15 75 5 280
C Jojima 20 75 2 290
SS Betancourt 13 56 20 295

Broussard 7 23 2 275
Bloomquist 1 8 21 250
Rivera 4 14 0 230
Burroughs 2 18 5 265
Morse 4 22 5 299

Player W L K ERA
Washburn 15 8 120 4.05
Hernandez 18 6 225 3.11
Weaver 14 9 145 4.20
Ramirez 11 8 105 4.55
Batista 9 12 111 4.98

Woods 6 4 43 4.20
Reitsma 3 5 40 4.20
Rhodes 1 3 55 3.50
Lowe 2 2 75 2.90
Huber 1 3 40 3.00
Putz 1 4 110 3.10

That's not too bad I don't think, and not too unrealistic.

3 comments:

stadtler said...

I would love it if we did produce these numbers, but sadly, your predictions are too unrealistic.

Career highs in RBIs from both Beltre and Ibanez, eclipsing their old highs by more than ten?!?

Betencourt is going to double his steal output? (could actually happen since he's young, but I doubt it)

Then the rest of our players are all going to get marginally better? Where's the freak collapse of a year that at least one M will produce? One of our pitchers is sure to go Pinero on us and a bunch of the new guys aren't even good enough to suffer a big decline.

I think we're looking at a 76-86 year. Suck.

kccalla said...

Those are ri-DONK-ulous!

Hoz said...

Wow that is awesome. Maybe that will come in handy during some court processions or something. Aaron: "Hey Somoa Boss, looky here what I done. I Wasted a bunch of time doing stupid baseball stats. Does that count as work?"